This December, Cameron, Ryan, Brea, Natalie, my grandpuppy Harvey, and I headed to the beautiful Breathless Riviera Cancun Resort & Spa for a much-needed escape. What followed was a week of laughter, relaxation, a few close calls, and some questionable decisions—because, hey, what’s a Clashy Adventure without a little chaos?
Brea’s Study Break…Sort Of
While the rest of us were living it up in the sunshine, Brea was in full Bar study mode. She brought her books and notes with her (talk about dedication!) and spent most of the trip in a study trance. Between her study sessions and the occasional break for sunshine, Brea managed to sneak in some relaxation—but not without juggling the biggest test of her life. We made sure to support her through it with plenty of distractions (aka margaritas) to keep her sane.
The Two Near-Death Experiences
Now, no vacation is complete without a little drama, and let me tell you, I had my fair share! The first close call happened when I tripped and fell straight into the glass balcony railing—right in front of Brea. In the moment, it felt like a scene out of an action movie, but luckily, I survived the fall…with just my dignity in question.
Then, there was the incident with the electric outlet. I managed to spill water right into it, shorting out the power to our entire room. Everything went dark, and I suddenly felt like I might have literally caused a blackout. But hey, I learned my lesson—and fortunately, the lights came back on after a quick visit from maintenance.
The Great Poolside Drama
And then there was the moment when Brea almost literally strangled Ryan. While she was trying to get some poolside studying in (because, you know, Bar prep doesn’t take a vacation), Ryan thought it would be hilarious to splash water near her. But, of course, Brea had her note cards spread out, and when those cards got soaked, Ryan’s life flashed before his eyes. Let’s just say, Ryan learned a very important lesson that day: never mess with Brea’s study materials… especially while she’s trying to enjoy a much-needed break!
Cameron’s Secret Smuggling Operation (and Harvey’s Croissant Obsession)
Meanwhile, Cameron was attempting his own covert operation—smuggling a plate of food from the buffet up to Harvey. Let’s just say, the “smuggling” plan failed, and instead, Harvey’s new favorite treat became croissants from the bistro. Every day, Harvey was happily munching on his buttery, flaky croissants while the rest of us enjoyed slightly less gourmet fare.
Mexican Candy Shots, Pizza, and Guacamole (Well, Mostly)
The drinks? Oh, we drank plenty of Mexican candy shots! Each one was a sweet and spicy reminder of how amazing vacation cocktails can be. And as for food—pizza, pizza, and more pizza. We couldn’t get enough of the delicious slices, and I’m pretty sure we ate enough to feed a small army.
As for the guacamole—well, everyone except me thoroughly enjoyed it. I’m convinced it’s a taste bud thing, but I couldn’t quite get on board with the green goodness. Meanwhile, the others went full-on guacamole enthusiasts, devouring it at every meal. I guess I’m just not a fan of the mushy avocado life!
A Vacation to Remember
Despite my near-death experiences and the occasional mishap, this trip was a blast. We soaked up the sun, enjoyed amazing food (and croissants), and made memories that will have us laughing for years. And of course, it wouldn’t be a proper Clashy Adventure without a few hiccups along the way!
Here’s to more family fun, less electrical mishaps, and more shots of Mexican candy in 2023!
